I have man flu. You know how it goes . . I'm sick; I have a cold; I don't feel well; my nose is runny, blocked, runny, blocked, I ache, etc, etc, etc.
Yep, my eyes and nose are streaming. The coughing has started. I don't imagine I'll get much sleep tonight.
I'm hoping I've got some of these in the cupboard, and that Liam didn't use them all last week: