If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
And finally . . .
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?